1. What do you call a 12" king?

2. Where do you learn how to make a banana split?

3. Why did the bacon laugh?

4. Why don't you do math in the jungle?

5. Why is six afraid of seven?

6. What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

8. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

9. Why was the equal sign so humble?

10. What do you call guys who love math?

11. How to you stay warm in any room?

12. Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?

13. Are monsters good at math?

14. Why was the math book sad?

1. A Ruler!

2. In sundae school!

3. Because the egg cracked a yolk!

4. Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

5. Because seven ate nine!

6. A polygon!

7. Pumpkin pi!

8. Because it is never right!

9. Because he wasn't greater than or less than anyone else!

10. Algebros!

11. Go to the corner – it's always 90 degrees!

12. Because he would have to convert!

13. Not unless you count Dracula!

14. Because it has too many problems!

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